Mason

confusedtree:

utopia-shangrila:

confusedtree:

In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.

Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.

SURPRISE

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HAHAHAHA

KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK

(via sniffing)

stupidpopstarrules:

if we dont get the artrave backdrops in studio versions my entire life will have been a waste 

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cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

(via weepingdildo)

dirudo:

God hates your weak ass hair line

dirudo:

God hates your weak ass hair line

(Source: anch0vies, via sniffing)

“You think women are weak? Women are forged of iron. My body, it has bled and blazed and broken, and yet it beats on. I am iron. A little rusted, perhaps, but still I endure.”

—   my 77 year old grandma, straight up reciting poetry at us to get out of going to the doctor’s office (via cora-hale)

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oitnb + text posts

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skul-l:

beavisnfukhead:

swiftingthrough:

legendary

I reblog this every time


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skul-l:

beavisnfukhead:

swiftingthrough:

legendary

I reblog this every time

JAJAAJAJJAAJA

(via scary-jane-holland)